i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
people think i’m funny because i’m being sassy, but i’m really just being an asshole
I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.